How To Kill A Spider

  • First, find the foul creature scurrying around your bathtub.
  • While making a strange screeching noise, go head and drown the unsettling monster with 10 gallons of water.
  • After you watch the successful current drag the spider towards the drain, go ahead and gently set a extremely large clump of toilet paper on the creature.
  • Then, quickly maul it with a bottle of shaving cream.
  • Don’t forget to flush the remains away in the toilet. Twice, just to be sure.
  • Finish with a happy dance. You did it, you killed the beast.

One thought on “How To Kill A Spider

Add yours

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

Create a free website or blog at

Up ↑

%d bloggers like this: