How To Kill A Spider

  • First, find the foul creature scurrying around your bathtub.
  • While making a strange screeching noise, go head and drown the unsettling monster with 10 gallons of water.
  • After you watch the successful current drag the spider towards the drain, go ahead and gently set a extremely large clump of toilet paper on the creature.
  • Then, quickly maul it with a bottle of shaving cream.
  • Don’t forget to flush the remains away in the toilet. Twice, just to be sure.
  • Finish with a happy dance. You did it, you killed the beast.
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